Spherical tyres

I was starring at road side parking near a mall and some one was finding too difficult to park the car ( gals relax..i m sure the person was not a female !! ) ..The reason being our cars can move only straight i.e. they can only make a round circle but can not be rotated at a point.....The this is the limitation of our two dimensionally designed tyres.....
So how about Vehicles having spherical tyres instead of normal ring shaped tyres.....Is it difficult to gulp down...imagine how ur washing machines move, or your non spray deo , or just a ball pen mechanism...
Next time when you have to park your car in between two cars you can just move your car side ways !! Awesome....any one from BMW, Royles or TATA listening ?

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BMW, cars, DEO, FEMALE, PARKING, PEN, sphere, TATA, tyres, washing machine

Non Veg Paan

One unique thing in India which makes us truely India is PAAN...( and those red peeecch marks on wall corners and public toilets and basins ).Every state in India boasts of some or the other specialty of PAAN taste , let it be mouth full of KATHHA in banarasi paan or the SWEET PAAN of Gujrat....While eating PAAN after having dinner at BADEMIYA in Mumbai, I got an idea of NON-VEG PAANS...imagine non veg paans in which there can be dry chicken small pieces socked in sweet rose ..There can be so many variety ....Mutton Paan , Chicken Paan ...All the Paan eaters and Non Vegetarian...your inputs expected...( disclaimer : i m vegetarian and the idea in no sense what so ever is trying to ridicule the sanctity of the chicken :) )

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banarasi paan, chicken, Gujraat, Gujrat, mumbai, Mutton, Non-veg, Paan, State, vegetarian

Panparag Chai

This is an interesting version of our daily Tapri Chai.....If you are bored of the plane dull chai outside ur office/college , try this one once ....put around 1/4 of panparag in your regular tea..if possible stear it ...now drink it ..hmmmm makhmali ehsaaas....Believe me it tastes nice !!

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Chai, Panparag, Paan masala, Ginger chai, Tea, Ginger Tea

Maggi Roti

Here is an innovative idea to help out Indian Mothers....Tell me how many have witnessed the the historial house hold scene when the kids do not want to eat Rotis but cry for eating Maggi... ? The fact is god knows what is there in the maggi masala that kids love it....So how about an idea where we mix rotis with maggi masala ..!! So what if maggi comes up with ROTI MAGGI which contains dry ROTI Pieces and Maggi Masala...The preparation will be by just socking Roti pieces in water and adding Maggi Masala...In short 'Hum baccho ka Kaatenge by confusing them with Rotis as Maggi ' ...But every thing is fair in Love War and Bacche ka palan poshan .


Post your comments for improvement.

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Maggi, Rotis, Masala maggi

Desi Chatpate Condoms

From time immemorial , we Indians have been forced upon videshi tastes and we just accepted it without even thinking ..for eg : Italian Pizzas , McDonalds burgers and in the most modern era...flavors like vanila and strawberry in Condoms....We have forgotten that Indian were known for spices all across the globe and Indian tongue like the Chatkaara of lemon, Teekhaa of mirchi ,Garlic Ginger ka takda etc....So why for god sake Indian ladies have to bear the trauma of vanila , strawberry and other bland tasting condoms and why an Indian Company does not start making Condoms in Indian flavours like Chatpata lemon , Dal palak flavour condoms, Dhokla Vada condoms, Sambhar flavour ....I would love to see a day when we proudly go to a medical shop to ask " bhaiya to matar paneer , ek daal tadka and ek nimbu pyaz with chat masala !!
Any one working in Durex, Kamasutra or nirodh ....here is the chance for your promotion !!

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Condoms, flavored condoms, Indian spices, spicy condoms

Tatti ke biscuit

Yes you read it right !! Its tatti ke biscuit..if that sounds funny ...read it further. We all have heard and used dog biscuits and nuts for pet dogs. Imagine what can be the best food for the pigs :) ....and its simple....just put your fresh excreta in a mould and bake it ...Your Pigs gonna love it ...It will be a dream come true for them..Wat say !! and if some of the readers find it yucky and boring ,don't forget we already use baked cow dunks to worship god so why not baked human dunk for pigs !!

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Pigs, Pork, Biscuits, Pets, Pet pigs