Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Desi Chatpate Condoms

From time immemorial , we Indians have been forced upon videshi tastes and we just accepted it without even thinking ..for eg : Italian Pizzas , McDonalds burgers and in the most modern era...flavors like vanila and strawberry in Condoms....We have forgotten that Indian were known for spices all across the globe and Indian tongue like the Chatkaara of lemon, Teekhaa of mirchi ,Garlic Ginger ka takda etc....So why for god sake Indian ladies have to bear the trauma of vanila , strawberry and other bland tasting condoms and why an Indian Company does not start making Condoms in Indian flavours like Chatpata lemon , Dal palak flavour condoms, Dhokla Vada condoms, Sambhar flavour ....I would love to see a day when we proudly go to a medical shop to ask " bhaiya to matar paneer , ek daal tadka and ek nimbu pyaz with chat masala !!
Any one working in Durex, Kamasutra or nirodh ....here is the chance for your promotion !!

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Condoms, flavored condoms, Indian spices, spicy condoms

4 comments:

  1. am sure people at moods and durex already thot about these - and the reason they didnt go ahead with it is "active taste buds turn off women" The only things which might actually work wud be aphrodisiacs , like chocolates, and strawberries :)

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  2. abe khilana nahi hai...sirf chuswaana hai :)

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  3. Hmm I agree with you Ashima...recently I heard about Paan condoms and now there are ads running for coffee flavors..so may be there is something beyond the taste being aphrodisiacs.....aur agar indian aphrodisiacs ki baat karein to Ginger, Lehsoon, Pyaaz to he hi humaaree paas......toh "Ginger pyaaz bhel" toh banta he boss.....

    @ Kejriman : Ab aap ke comment par kya hi kahein !!

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